20 Funny Real Estate Quotes

Funny Real Estate Quotes

Real estate, a world where dreams are built, and sometimes, where humor finds its perfect home. While the industry is often associated with serious transactions and big life decisions, there’s a lighter side to it that often goes unnoticed. 

In this article, we delve into the humorous aspect of real estate, exploring how laughter can indeed be the key to unlocking the front door of your new home. From witty one-liners to chuckle-worthy observations, these quotes shine a light-hearted spotlight on the quirks and idiosyncrasies of buying, selling, and everything in between in the world of property.

20 Funny Real Estate Quotes and Sayings

Let’s lighten the mood with some humorous takes on the real estate world. Here are 20 quotes that combine wit and wisdom in equal measure:

  1. “Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.” ― Mark Twain, American writer, humorist, essayist, entrepreneur, publisher and lecturer
  2. “In real estate, you make 10% of your money because you’re a genius and 90% because you catch a great wave.” ― Jeff Greene, American real estate entrepreneur
  3. “The best time to buy a home is always five years ago.” ― Ray Brown, American jazz double bassist
  4. “If you don’t own a home, buy one. If you own a home, buy another one. If you own two homes, buy a third.” ― John Paulson, American billionaire hedge fund manager
  5. “Don’t wait to buy real estate. Buy real estate and wait.” ― Will Rogers, American vaudeville performer, actor, and humorous social commentator
  6. “The best investment on Earth is earth.” ― Louis Glickman, real estate investor and philanthropist
  7. “Real estate is the closest thing to the proverbial pot of gold.” ― Ada Louise Huxtable, American architecture critic and writer on architecture
  8. “I am basically a full-time psychologist who shows houses every now and then.” ― Dori Warner
  9. “A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.” ― Barbara Corcoran, founder of The Corcoran Group, a real estate brokerage in New York City
  10. “Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.” ― William Penn Adair
  11. “Property mistakes are like a bad haircut…they grow out in the end.” ― George Choy
  12. “Judging by your pins, you’ll need a house with 14 bathrooms, 27 living rooms, and a master closet the size of a small village.” ― Unknown
  13. “Why, yes … that’d be fantastic if your parents, grandmother, and second cousin came along while I showed you houses today.” ― Amy Chrisman-Williams
  14. “Not following up with your prospects is the same as filling up your bathtub without first putting the stopper in the drain.” ― Michelle Moore
  15. “I will forever believe that buying a home is a great investment. Why? Because you can’t live in a stock certificate. You can’t live in a mutual fund.” ― Oprah, American talk show host, television producer, actress, author, and media proprietor
  16. “Real estate is a contact sport.” ― Tracey Hampson
  17. “Real estate is my life. It is my day job if you will. But it consumes my nights and weekends as well.” ― Ivanka Trump, American businesswoman
  18. “I still think buying a home is the best investment any individual can make.” ― John Paulson, Post-2008 Recession
  19. “Q: The Realtor didn’t mention it? A: No, actually, they didn’t mention it.” ― Poltergeist (2015)
  20. “The Realtor didn’t tell us about that.” ― Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

Final Thoughts

Humor in real estate isn’t just about making light of a serious business; it’s about understanding the human element in property transactions. These quotes remind us that while real estate involves major decisions and significant investments, there’s always room for a bit of laughter and levity.

Whether you’re a seasoned investor, a first-time homebuyer, or someone who just enjoys a good chuckle, these funny real estate quotes offer a playful take on the complexities and eccentricities of the real estate world. Keep them in mind the next time you’re navigating the exciting yet unpredictable terrain of property markets!

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